more kids write the darndest things

Actual sentences I have read:

“The mountain glowed purple over the dyke, and she felt a twinge of homesickness.”

 “‘It doesn’t hurt,’ I lied, the aesthetic beginning to wear off.”

 “It looks like some sort of statute or monument.”

 “And at night we would boil up crap legs and dip them in hot melted butter.”

 “Your place in God’s internal kingdom.”

 “The Count of Monte Crisco.”

 “I want to laugh at the cheer insanity of the situation.”