Private catechism: Priest hires hit man to kill man who accused him of rape. Invasion of the baby-snatchers: nuns selling babies. City of brotherly love: sixty-three predator priests in Philly. Legionaires for Christ: up to their necks in sex offenders. Chaplain speaks out: "It is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals in just the same way they invade humans and that causes a sin of lust."
Mule-fucking Georgia gubernatorial candidate and director of security for the Creator's Rights Party says he'd kill his son to overturn Roe v.Wade and secede from the Union. "When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your fist girlfriend is s mule."
"Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests attacked each other with brooms and stones inside the Church of the Nativity as long-standing rivalries erupted in violence during holiday cleaning on Thursday." Religion builds character. (thanks to Don in Miami)