strange things are happening to me
I am learning to say y’all,
and I like grits and things.
Mornin’ y’all. Good to be with you.
I got started right this morning
with a biscuit and some cheesy grits,
I’ll tell ya. Delicious. Hilton Garden Inn
knows just what to serve me
in the morning.
Look, I’ve worn a garbage bag
for rain gear myself.
--Mitt "Bubba" Romney