to my wife

From now on, you will wear

two-piece swim suits

when on vacations.

Angela, I need to know,

are you committed to being

my porn star?

I do not want to hear "no"

or "we’ll see about that."

I want my fantasies to be with you.

God has authorized you

and you only

as my partner for intimacy

and that is what I want.

Get ready!

--Representative Allen West (R--Florida)